Behold, a portrait of excellence: myself, resplendent in my fiery fur, seated upon a device that dares to quantify my magnificence in mere pounds and ounces. An insult, truly, to a creature of my grandeur. The scale proclaims 9 lbs and 5.7 oz, as if such a number could encapsulate the sheer force of will and presence that I embody.…
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It only took a year but the sign is back up where it belongs. Thank you TXDOT. The trick was talking to someone who actually listened to the report. I could tell is was different this time when she actually confirmed the street name and location.…
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It is possible to both know something and have an experience that perfectly crystalizes what something actually means. That’s the way I felt on a recent morning when I had two such experiences within minutes. I needed to drop my car of for some work and didn’t have anyone who could give me a ride.…
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I generally do not write about politics but I wanted to share a recent experience. I was reviewing a sample ballot ahead of tomorrow’s election. On the ballot is “Proposition A” which proposes to limit the “term of office” to “three years” and limit a person to “no more than nine years”.…
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I’m trying to part with an old futon sofa. It cost a lot of money new and it’s still in pristine condition. I’m trying to sell it on Facebook Marketplace. For about 20% of the purchase price. After I post it I immediately get inquiries using the exact same script.…
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My experiment with Citibank’s AAdantage MasterCard is (almost) over. Their security verification features pushed me over the edge. Every time I tried to talk to them on the phone I would come away frustrated.
Citi + Pay advertisement
Their phone verification system assumes that all their customers will have a land line or addition accounts with Citi.…
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Sometimes companies do things that make no sense. When I looked at this breakfast sausage package for the cooking instructions I was confronted with a basic math problem. The sausage comes in a box of 20 links vacuum packed in four neat rows in groups of 5 links.…
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I used to be a big fan of eBay. It used to be a safe and nearly guaranteed way to convert old electronics into cash. Lately I’ve be come increasingly disenchanted with the experience. I’ve been a victim if hucksters in Russia and Mexico so I refuse to make my items for sale there anymore.…
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The floodwaters in Houston have not finished rising 250 miles south. The ramifications are starting to be felt across the country in the form of higher gas prices at the pump. Here in Texas we have been enjoying gas prices that hover within 30¢ of the $2 mark.…
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It occurred to me that I have a lot of old t-shirts. Most are not fit to wear anymore. I thought I would create a photographic archive of these old t-shirts. This will be a long project. I plan to just add the pictures to this posting and display them in random order.…
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Back in the early 90’s I wrote a few programs and released them to the nascent Internet via services like CompuServe and Usenet. I was not looking to make money for them. I “copyrighted” them and made them available for free.…
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I’m usually fastidious giving my email address to anyone. If I need to give my email address to someone, I will give them an email address that is unique to them. That way if it gets out in the wild I can track it back to the source or block it.…
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We just had an earthquake with the epicenter just nine miles to the southeast. USGS rated it as a magnitude 3.4 and a depth of 1.7 miles.
